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Crypto: start safely

This page will not tell you what to buy. It sets out the questions, decisions and safety checks that come first, as a list you can work through and come back to. Tick as you go. Your ticks stay in your own browser and are not sent anywhere.

Before anything else

This is education, not advice. It is not financial, investment, tax or legal advice, and nothing here is a recommendation to buy, sell or hold anything. Crypto is highly risky and you can lose everything you put in. Do your own research and speak to a qualified adviser before making decisions.

The ten-second check

If you read nothing else, read this. Eight questions, immediately before you press buy. If any answer is no, pause.

Ask yourself, right now

The rest of this page is the long version of those eight questions. Where something needs a proper explanation rather than a tick, it links across to how buying crypto actually works instead of repeating it here.

Can you explain what you are considering?

The test is simple. Could you explain it to someone else, out loud, without using a word you would struggle to define? If not, that is not a reason to give up. It is a reason to wait.

Is this right for you?

This is the section people skip, and the one that matters most. It has nothing to do with crypto and everything to do with your circumstances.

One line to remember

Nothing here offers guaranteed returns. Anyone suggesting otherwise is either mistaken or lying to you, and the second is more likely.

Researching what you are buying

Price predictions and social media posts are not research. These are the questions worth being able to answer.

Warning signs

Stop and investigate if you see any of these. There is a fuller explanation of how these work in spotting a scam.

Where you would buy it

There are four broad routes, and they differ enormously in how much control you have. They are set out properly in the four ways in, with the questions to ask of any platform in judging a platform. The short version:

For the avoidance of doubt

This site recommends no platform, names none, and receives no affiliate or referral payment from anyone. See where I stand.

Your first purchase, step by step

A worked example rather than an instruction. Imagine someone buying £50 of a cryptocurrency for the first time. This is the order that keeps them out of trouble.

Security

The mechanics of why these matter are in custody and keys. This is the list itself.

Always

Never

The one absolute rule

A genuine support representative will never need your seed phrase. Not to verify you, not to fix a problem, not to release funds. Anyone asking is stealing from you.

Planning how you get out

Almost nobody does this, and it is the clearest thing separating investing from gambling. Decide before you buy, while you are calm.

Worth sitting with

A profit on a screen is not a profit. It is unrealised until the asset is sold and the money has arrived. Prices can change a great deal between those two moments.

What to record

From the very first transaction, not from the point it becomes a problem. See tax for why.

Keeping up

This sector changes quickly, and a decision that made sense a year ago may not now. Worth revisiting occasionally.

Disclaimer

  • This cheat sheet is for education and general information only.
  • It is not financial, investment, tax or legal advice, and it is not a recommendation to buy, sell or hold anything, or to use any particular service.
  • Working through this list does not make an investment safe or suitable. It is a prompt to think, nothing more.
  • The opinions expressed here are my own and do not reflect the views of my employers or the companies I am involved with.
  • Always seek the advice of qualified professionals with any questions you may have regarding any information presented here.
  • I make no representations as to the accuracy, completeness or validity of any information on this site, and will not be liable for any errors, omissions, or any losses, injuries or damages arising from its display or use.
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